Talking today

David Letterman: Tom Brokaw, Vera Farmiga, Brad Paisley

Jay Leno: Samuel L. Jackson, Tony Durant, Tracy Chapman

Late Late Show: Paris Hilton, Dr. Drew Pinsky

Conan O'Brien: Dennis Hopper, Katt Williams

Last Call: Dana Gould, Yelle

Daily Show: Chris Wallace

Colbert Report: Ambassador Andrew Young

Jimmy Kimmel: Sean Hayes, Kenny Mayne, the latest Dancing With the Stars castoff, John Legend

The View: New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg

Regis and Kelly: Seann William Scott, Cedric the Entertainer

Ellen DeGeneres: Patrick Dempsey, Tione Johnson

Tavis Smiley: Election wrap-up

Chelsea Lately: Darius Rucker, Heather McDonald, Billy Gardell, Chris Franjola

George Stroumboulopoulos: Jay Baruchel, Scott McClellan

Bonnie Hunt: Cloris Leachman, NASCAR driver Chrissy Wallace

Late-night laughs

(from Nov. 3, 2008)

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

According to all the studies, somewhere between 8 per cent and 14 per cent of voters are still undecided. Who are these morons? What, you need another year to figure this out? "Gee, I wonder where my candidate stands on UFO abductions? I'm going to wait."

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

The Republican Party has asked President Bush to stay out of sight until after the election. Apparently Bush has agreed to this strategy and is appearing weekly on the NBC series, Kath & Kim.

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Sarah Palin had a rough weekend. On Saturday, she was the victim of a prank phone call. It's all over the Internet right now. Two French-Canadians prank called her: Allo, eez your refrigerator running? You better go catch eet.

Today in music history

* In 1977, bandleader Guy Lombardo died in Houston at age 75. Lombardo, born in London, Ont., led the Royal Canadians, easily the most popular dance band in the world, for more than 50 years. Formed in Cleveland in 1923, Lombardo's Royal Canadians had by the early 1970s sold more than 300 million records. Beginning in 1929, Guy Lombardo and the Royal Canadians began New Year's Eve broadcasts from the Roosevelt Grill in New York. The programs became a holiday tradition.