(Nov 13, 2008)

Talking today

David Letterman: Bruce Willis, Sia

Jay Leno: Anderson Cooper, Sarah McLachlan

Late Late Show: Andy Richter, Cold War Kids

Conan O'Brien: Paul Rudd, John Stamos, Boz Scaggs

Last Call: Gideon Yago

Daily Show: Bill O'Reilly

Colbert Report: Stephen Moore

Jimmy Kimmel: Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko

The View: John Stamos, a performance from Big Apple Circus

Regis and Kelly: Don Rickles, Miley Cyrus

Ellen DeGeneres: Steve Carell

Tavis Smiley: Rep. Barbara Lee, CCH Pounder

Chelsea Lately: Darius Rucker, Heather McDonald, Billy Gardell, Chris Franjola (R)

George Stroumboulopoulos: Teri Horton, Super Dave Osborne

Bonnie Hunt: Joshua Jackson, Carrie Ann Inaba

Letterman's Top 10

(from The Late Show with David Letterman, Nov. 11, 2008)

Top 10 Terrell Owens advice for kids

10. It's not whether you win or lose, it's how crazy smooth you look playing the game.

9. Get into a line of work that includes cheerleaders.

8. Look good.

7. Smell good.

6. Election Day is just around the corner -- be sure to get out and vote.

5. On or off the field, play it safe and wear a cup.

4. Don't hassle the Hoff.

3. Listen to me -- do not cry during a press conference.

2. There ain't a damn thing to do in Green Bay.

1. Show up to practice every day ... unless you're renegotiating.

Late-night laughs

(from Nov. 11, 2008)

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

President Bush and Barack Obama had their big meeting yesterday at the White House. And they found that with all their differences, they have one thing in common: Neither trusts the Clintons.

Late Show with David Letterman

Sarah Palin is saying it's the media to blame for Republicans losing the election. Well, yeah -- it's their fault she entered beauty contests instead of a library.

Late Night with Conan O'Brien

It was reported today that President Bush is mad that Barack Obama leaked details of Obama's White House visit. The president said, "What happens in the couch fort, stays in the couch fort."

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Matt Lauer talked to Sarah Palin on the Today show. He got a glimpse of Palin at work in her kitchen. She was cooking a moose. It was Bullwinkle day at the Palin house. For lunch, they had a flying squirrel.

Top 10 movies in Canada

The top 10 films in Canada for the weekend of Nov. 7-9 ranked by box office receipts from Nielsen EDI:

1. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa -- $5,137,926

2. Role Models -- $1,644,460

3. High School Musical 3: Senior Year -- $1,100,974

4. Changeling -- $832,477

5. Zack and Miri Make a Porno -- $806,148

6. Saw V -- $382,935

7. Passchendaele -- $371,941

8. Body of Lies -- $307,185

9. Eagle Eye -- $256,122

10. The Haunting of Molly Hartley -- $239,530

Today in music history

* In 1991, Canadian rock star Bryan Adams asked radio stations in Louisiana not to play his hit (Everything I Do) I Do It For You. Adams was upset because former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke was using the song in his campaign for governor. Duke lost the election.

-- Hamilton Spectator Internet and wire services